Memo to all on-air radio and television personnel from corporate management: It is now acceptable to use the term “shithole” on the air because the Asshole-in-Chief used it in a meeting. Remember to put quotation marks around the word whenever it is used.
Travel Department: The Tourism Bureau of Norway has a new slogan to boost tourism: “Visit NORWAY - it’s not a shithole!
Whitehouse Spokesdroid, Scary Huckleberry Sandbagger, issued a statement to the press: “The President would never use, and did not use such language. This is, once again, Fake News. And that is the official position, straight from the horse’s shithole!”
In a 3AM tweet, President Trump declared: “In addition to being very, very stable, and very, very smart, I am also very talented. I can tweet and toot from my shithole!” MASA!! Make America a Shithole Again!!
And finally, this just in: The Administration has announced that they are renaming the official residence and office building from “The Whitehouse” to “The Shithouse.”
COVFEFE!!!
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