CATHOLIC CHURCH PEDOPHILIA: BRING BACK THE GUILLOTINE

Once again, the Catholic Church is being rocked by scandal regarding rape and other sexual abuses of children by Catholic clergy, and extensive cover-ups by higher authorities within the institution. Thousands and thousands of children have been sexually abused by Catholic priests all over the world - the extent might never be fully known - and the church has done little to punish the offenders and, more importantly, put an end to these crimes. A grand jury in Philadelphia reported that more than 300 “predator priests” in the Catholic diocese there have been accused of sexually abusing more than 1,000 children. These sexual predators, according to the grand jury, have been systematically protected, and many promoted, by Monsignors, auxiliary bishops, bishops, archbishops and cardinals. In other words, the entire heirarchy of the Catholic Church is implicated in sexual abuse of children. 

I am not specifically picking on Catholics, but I am calling out the institution known as the Catholic Church, all the way up to the Pope himself, who has acknowledged these problems but accomplished little to correct them. Is this pedophilia somehow inherent in the institution itself? Is the Catholic Church, by means of it’s basic design, a haven for sexual predators? Should government issue warnings to communities that have Catholic churches alerting people of the potential presence of sex offenders among the clergy? Am I being too extreme? Hardly, if you have been reading the news for the past couple of decades.  

So how to we solve this problem? It is obvious the Catholic Church is unwilling to police itself. And so I offer this:

I propose that every priest convicted of child sex abuse, and every higher-up in the Catholic Church who has been involved in covering up sexual abuse, be lined up at the below-the-waist guillotine and given a quick trim! 

And by the way, I am not making light of the horrible facts of child sex abuse; I’m angry beyond control at these men - yes men - who are preying under the guise of praying and getting away with it. And also the men - yes men - who, in all their professed holiness, are protecting these predators. I want more than a perp-walk, I want a lineup at the chopper, and let the dicks fall where they may - in the basket! 

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