SECRET “MOON WIG” PROJECT UNCOVERED

The investigative journalists at readmyopinion have uncovered a previously secret project authorized by Donald Trump deep within the organization of NASA. Code named “Moon Wig,” the project is the real reason that Donald Trump announced, during his State of the Union address earlier this week, that Americans will return to the moon by 2024. This announcement took most Americans, including NASA officials, by surprise; however, according to readmyopinion reporters, the plan has been underway since shortly after Trump’s inauguration, and implementation will coincide with the end of Trump’s second term.

The idea behind Moon Wig is to add the Trump brand to the moon, so that it will be visible to every person on earth forever. Our reporters received a copy of the prototype drawing from an anonymous source, and we present it below for the first time in public.

According to our sources, a gigantic yellow wig made of synthetic fibers will be deployed above the north pole of the moon by a U.S. moon mission space craft. Tiny jets arranged around the perimeter of the wig will open it as it descends towards the moon surface so that it settles fully deployed on the surface of the moon. 

Multiple sections of the wig are being secretly manufactured in sweat shop factories used by the Ivanka brand within Third World countries. The sections will be clandestinely shipped to the space launch location where they will be assembled and compressed into a pre-deployment payload labeled “Be Best Science Project” that will then be loaded on the space craft.  

The total budget for the Moon Wig itself has not been revealed; however, our reporters were told that the multi-billion dollar project budget is hidden within the First Lady’s wardrobe and makeup budget. 

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